Look what showed up from the post office. Pretty pathetic, heah?
The results of this post office mutilation came with the usual “We Care” message, and how sorry they are that the enclosed document was inadvertently damaged. Well, to me it looks like they maimed, beat it to death, and stomped on it some more afterwards just for good measure!
There is nothing left except a torn and crumpled, blackened front side of a security envelope. I can’t identify whose hand-writing this is. The area where a return address might have been is missing. So I am at a loss as to who had written me and what is missing from inside. Can you help me solve this mystery?
Darn, there goes that early Christmas present I sent ya. Just kiddin’–I hope you figure out the mystery. Not much to go on there!